I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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