I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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