Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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