Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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