Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its not stalking. its research.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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