Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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