as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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