You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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