That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
don't judge my taste in strippers
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
