I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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