Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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