no, he came in my armpit
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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