quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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