I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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