I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Green mimosas i think yes
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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