I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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