But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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