"it" just moved
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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