I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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