I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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