She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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