on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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