I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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