So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
40s are totally the cure
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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