what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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