don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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