I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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