I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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