no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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