There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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