I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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