Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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