She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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