i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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