Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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