He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I woke up under a house in Key West
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