He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
