Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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