I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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