It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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