I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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