Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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