wat bout pragnant strippers??
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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