Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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