My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
