in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
never play flip cup with pint glasses
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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