i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
