I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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