no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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