I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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