Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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