its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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